The Troubled Third Grader (An Emoji story)

I'll never forget the one time I got a note home in the third grade 😢📄 I was typically a good third grader but I broke the pencil sharpener because I was very curious as to what would happen if I sharpened the eraser 😏👈🏾 I came here to learn right?! I'm not afraid of my teacher yelling at me if she can't put her hands on me ☺️😜 Well Ms.Bass was NOT having it that day and I got a note that I had to bring home and have my parents sign.. well played 😒. I was terrified ☹️ My little brother was usually the one getting those notes or phone calls home so I know what's gonna be waiting for me when I get home. 😵👞🥁🔪⚰️ I had to stop thinking about stickers and glitter for two seconds to figure out how I was gonna get myself out of this one. I tried to practice my mom's signature but quickly realized that I could barely write my own name in script and could barely spell my mom's 😩. I saw some paperwork on my mom's desk and then it hit me 💡 I was gonna trace her signature on to my note 😉👈🏾. But the paper was too thick to trace it 😩 but both papers were white sooooo I cut out a circle around her name and pasted it on to the note, stuffed it in my bookbag and went to sleep with a full belly really thinking I was deserving of maybe even getting bumped up a grade for my brilliance 📚. When Ms.Bass asked if my mom had signed her snitch-slip I handed it right to her and acted all sad like she had gotten me thrown out of a window. She looked at the paper, then looked at me, then made me watch as she peeled the circle of my mom's signature off of the snitch slip. 😒 Idk why she had to go and be petty when it wasn't MY fault that she has a bad sharpener AND bad glue 😒. Moral of the story? Public Schools need more funding.